Open with a hard slap to the face. Two big boys are squaring off. After taking a hit, now it's his turn...

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ANNOUNCER1: Here we are at the SLAP DOWN finals hosted by Doritos.
 

ANNOUNCER2: That's right Dave, where the winner takes home a lifetime supply of free doritos!

 

Some average joe in the audience perks up upon hearing this.
AVG JOE: Doritos for life? (to his wife/girlfriend) Hold my bag.

 

CLOSE on the two big burly guys getting ready to rock some cheeks. Average Joe pushes one aside and slaps the living shit out of the big guy across from him! The big guy gets pissed and is about to slap Joe into another timezone, but gets pushed aside by a sweet old lady. Granny cocks back and gives Joe a doozy of a slap that sends him flying. A young scrawny little kid in glasses steps up to the slap-podium.

GRANNY: Give me your best shot, punk!

Scrawny boy sends a right hand shiver across grannie's face. Her dentures land in a glass of water at the announcers table where the announcers are now trading slaps - as are the crowd behind them.
 

LOGO SCREEN (For The Bold)

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Widen to reveal a bar-fight-like brawl with everyone slapping one another. Granny rides across on the back of one of the big dudes.

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